Comic 36 - The Crimson Colostomy case

7th May 2015, 5:14 PM
The Crimson Colostomy case
Average Rating: 5 (14 votes)
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machinehead 7th May 2015, 5:14 PM edit delete
machinehead
When you think about it he has a better record as a torso than he ever did with all his appendages. The moral is...things like legs and arms will only hold you back. So take a nice tug of whiskey and grab the chainsaw out of the tool shed and hack them off. Remember to start with the feet first and work your way up.

Note to children: Please don't ask your parent's for permission first. Most likely they won't agree to this and if they did they probably didn't love you in the first place.
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Sabane 7th May 2015, 5:20 PM edit delete reply
Sabane
Nice art!!
machinehead 7th May 2015, 8:32 PM edit delete reply
machinehead
Thanks!
Seabiscuit 7th May 2015, 5:42 PM edit delete reply
Seabiscuit
Wow, he gets along...surprisingly well with no limbs! I guess they do hold you back.
"Until you leave"... Hah! Pretty poor choice of words!
machinehead 7th May 2015, 8:34 PM edit delete reply
machinehead
I know my limbs have only held me back, same with my looks, brains and basically everything about me. lol
ThornsInOurSide 7th May 2015, 5:48 PM edit delete reply
ThornsInOurSide
Cudora the cow reference. Awesome...
machinehead 7th May 2015, 8:35 PM edit delete reply
machinehead
Sometimes you just gotta pay homage to yourself. It's kinda like masturbating in front of a mirror.
ChilPhil 7th May 2015, 6:54 PM edit delete reply
ChilPhil
Three yellow cows of terror?! I would be freaking out too.
machinehead 7th May 2015, 8:36 PM edit delete reply
machinehead
If you ever read my old comic Cowtoon, you definitely would.
Miaubol 7th May 2015, 6:58 PM edit delete reply
Miaubol
So he finally found a fighting strategy which works. Beware of the Crimson Rabbit ..Brown Bunny! D:
machinehead 7th May 2015, 8:36 PM edit delete reply
machinehead
Once that colostomy bags starts to over run I'm sure any villain will immediately surrender.
Chris the Blue 8th May 2015, 1:18 AM edit delete reply
Chris the Blue
Remember how in Evil Dead, Ash becomes more badass after losing his hand?
Well this guy lost ALL his appendages.
Four times as groovy.
Amalockh1 8th May 2015, 9:38 AM edit delete reply
Amalockh1
Ironically, the Crimson Rabbit seems to be more dangerous to criminals (and probably non criminals as well) after losing his arms and legs...
machinehead 11th May 2015, 4:53 PM edit delete reply
machinehead
The Crimson Rabbit will never even come close to Ash level of badassness, but he is improving.
dougwarner59 8th May 2015, 8:06 AM edit delete reply
dougwarner59
great new superhero weapon ...the colostomy 'bunny' bag
machinehead 11th May 2015, 4:54 PM edit delete reply
machinehead
Fighting crime can be a shitty job sometimes.
hankinstein 8th May 2015, 11:28 AM edit delete reply
hankinstein
Kitty trying to talk to dispatch ...LOL
machinehead 11th May 2015, 4:55 PM edit delete reply
machinehead
It must be tough having such a limited vocabulary.
moizmad 8th May 2015, 2:22 PM edit delete reply
moizmad
Sheeeeen, how low can you go, know what I'm sayin'?
machinehead 11th May 2015, 4:55 PM edit delete reply
machinehead
The answer is, always lower.
Hell Car 9th May 2015, 12:09 PM edit delete reply
Hell Car
This is actually quite sick. I approve.
machinehead 11th May 2015, 4:56 PM edit delete reply
machinehead
If he fights a Senor citizen they can battle it out Colostomy bag to Colostomy bag.
Outlaw 10th May 2015, 10:22 PM edit delete reply
Outlaw
Gross... yet... effective?
machinehead 11th May 2015, 4:56 PM edit delete reply
machinehead
At least for today and a good part of tomorrow.
Stever 11th May 2015, 1:00 PM edit delete reply
Stever
That's some serious Colostomy-Fu there Rabbit ;D
machinehead 11th May 2015, 4:57 PM edit delete reply
machinehead
You can almost smell the Fu radiating off of him, no wait that's just the poo.
demcleod 11th May 2015, 3:20 PM edit delete reply
demcleod
Gross and hilarious at the same time. I wonder if CR will ever get new arms and legs though. XD
machinehead 11th May 2015, 4:57 PM edit delete reply
machinehead
Stay tuned to find out!
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